Splitting Whiskers

Female urination.

Excuse me, I have to go split whiskers.

by Martina January 3, 2003

splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.

Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.

by Scooberto May 29, 2019

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

lane splitting

Driving between lanes on highways and/or roads. Usually performed on a motorcycle.

Daaaay-um dog, you seen that nigga split lanes on his 1300?

by Alkan April 27, 2003

splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.

Look Mona I'm splitting the boys!!

by TC Man May 20, 2016

Splitting Ass

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

by Tripod House March 29, 2011

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010