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spitzed on

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession
After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.
by VIZMA March 12, 2008
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spitzensparken blinkelichtzen

Refer to syntax highlighting that only bring useless distraction.
I'm sad to say it had no effect whatsoever on the number of pointless discussions about syntax highlighting, or as I prefer to call it, spitzensparken blinkelichtzen.
by shenlebantongying November 22, 2021
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Spitzerface

The face of reluctant apology (or crapology) because you have to even though your shit's totally fucked regardless, as made by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-class hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.

Represented by the emoticon:
):-
Douche: She caught me in bed with her sister.
Friend: What did you do?
Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized
Friend: How's that going?
Douche: (spitzerface) ):-

Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?
Fatty's Advisor: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: Shit, you're right.
by jmattyc March 12, 2008
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Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.
Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."
by bigtones March 13, 2008
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Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 8, 2010
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spitzer

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.
"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."
by Hayduke March 12, 2008
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spitzer

Anal sex with a prostitute without a condom.
The hooker wasn't gonna let me spitzer her unless I tipped her an extra thousand dollars.
by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008
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