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Saulsbury

A pessimist who, by setting a shining example for humanity, makes everyone else an optimist.
"Wow, she just single-handedly saved thirty people from certain death."
"Gee, that's swell. I have new hope for humanity, but why does she look so sad?"
"She's a true Saulsbury."
by Smashing Tomato January 14, 2009
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Salisbury Hop

A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.

The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"

When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
by Mister Five June 4, 2011
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Salsbury Penis

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!
by LIKEITDOWN689 July 3, 2011
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Salisbury Wiltshire

A tourist-orientated town in the South of England, with a population of 50,000.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.

The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.

The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
by academic_rasta February 21, 2011
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Salisbury University

An institution located on the Eastern Shore of Maryland known for its parties.
Salisbury University students are known to pregame harder than most people party.
Also characterized by its campus police, who are also known as douche bags
Salisbury University kids pregame harder than most party.
by Anne O. Neemus December 1, 2005
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Salisbury

Salisbury is a small village on the outskirts of Moncton , New Brunswick .

Salisbury is known for many things such as its high population of skanks and tuff guys they are also known known for crappy cars, wannabe gangsters, blazin' and having an over population of Ginger kids .
Guy : Hey Babe where you at ?

Gurl: in Salisbury , Havin' a time.

Guy: Me too , im up at Toms, smoking

Gurl: Oh cool, wanna have some ?

Guy: Sure i'll pick you up in my shity Chev
by James Melvin Adar January 18, 2011
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Simsbury

A town in the state of Connecticut known by the elders as a very affluent area with a good education system and by the younger generation as a boring as fuck town. People from outside Simsbury think everybody is a douchbag from the town for several reasons including but not limited to: our general population being represented by stuck up douchbags who think they are the shit and drop the name Simsbury to try to equate themselves with wealth, many of us want you to think we are jackasses and spend our time fucking with you, the man at Dunkin Donuts was too stoned to properly toast their bagel, and all the worthwhile people die or move out. Still for some reason people come back to visit the town, probably because of memories of the crazy as fuck people you tend to find here from time to time and because you realize how much you liked the town after spending some time in NJ. One of the best things about Simsbury is that it is not Canton, our "ghetto/redneck" neighbors who are plagued by wannabe gansters and cracked out women. Granby, the northern neighbors, are known by many Simsbury residents for their Cumbys Chill Zones (slushies) and for the locals celebration of white power Wednesday. In Simsbury there is an obvious clash between the conservative old folk and the hippie youth.

Also if you live here you have a 99% chance of being white
well we are in Simsbury
by Royal-T-Slutts July 25, 2011
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