Spillage Idiot

The friend who always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.

Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.

Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"

Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.

by Chandra42 October 27, 2008

spillage idiot

Taking its name from the already popular phrase 'village idiot', spillage idiot refers to a person or persons who spill stuff when in the company of others.

haha look at waudby he just spilt carrot juice all down his new gola tracksuit. What a spillage idiot!!

by TIN Laden December 15, 2010

cheek spillage

When there's a little bit of ass peaking out of the bottom of his/her shorts.

I love it when she wears those smokin' little short shorts with the cheek spillage.

by 157K April 23, 2018

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009

spillage

see muffin pants

when you see a person who's pants fit so tightly around their waste that their fat spills over their pants.

person 1 "she's put on alot of weight"
person 2 "i know, her spillage is hangin' out everywhere"

by jx December 6, 2004

spillage

When the cunt's meat sticks out from being fucked by too many dicks.

"I tried to go down on the bitch but that shit all fucked up, she had a major spillage"

by Slippery Slick April 11, 2008

spillage

When you take a piss and zip your pants up too fast, and then a dark warm circle appears on your shorts/pants.

"Dude, did you see the spillage on Joe today"!

by avrgjoe24 February 20, 2017