wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

Spanxgiving

What happens after Thanksgiving dinner...Spanxgiving. After gorging ourselves on T-day treats, we must deal with the aftermath by donning Spanx to fit into holiday party attire.

Got my Spanxgiving maximum control Spanx on for my work Christmas party.

by ninjakat December 15, 2010

Spalon

Salon and Spa in one word.

Hey, let's go to Jack's Spalon!

by SkitMaster December 28, 2014

Spaleigh

People who whore over one another

WOAH! COLE IS SUCH A SPALEIGH!

by Akiiortv August 21, 2018

spaldonian

A spaldonian is someone that knows everything about spalding, they eat, drink and breath spalding. They know where everyone and everything is.

James is a spaldonian

by Spaldonian 123 February 6, 2019

Spall Bag

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.

*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a

by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023

Timothy Spall

Brilliant actor as seen in "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise"

Sell, sell, fucking sell!!!

by Adrian Harding September 30, 2004