space monkey 

A person who has an extremely odd cocktail of personality traits, is extremely dumb, wears crocs on all occasions and has one single comeback for everything, "your mom".
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.

1. Joshi is the space monkey of our group.
2. Behold! Here come the space monkey!

space monkey by Kthanxbai January 11, 2015

Space Monkey 

Slur
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.

" shut up you pink Space Monkey "

Space Monkey by Pistol 0G March 9, 2020

Space monkey 

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys

That yasser kid a such a space monkey

Space monkey by Chazsup July 6, 2020

Space monkey 

One so hot they make my bulgy wulgy hard UwU babygirl hey daddy

Space monkey means that one is hot and sexy

Space monkey by SDYankee January 25, 2021

Space monkey 

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.

Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!

Space monkey by Clinered July 23, 2022

Space Monkey 

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high

"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"

Space Monkey by biffybagh February 27, 2023

Space monkey 

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen

“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage”

Space monkey by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023