spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

spandau ballet

Spandau Prison in Europe housed many prisoners including World War II Nazi prisoners. When these prisoners were hanged the swinging of the dead body was called the Spandau Ballet.

That SS officer did a nice Spandau Ballet at his hanging.

The musical group Spandau Ballet took their name from this chilling term.

by layton59 August 5, 2007

spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

by Mark Long September 24, 2007

Spasian

An overly caucasian individual speaking spanish with an asian accent...Typically from Spasia...where they work at an establishment whos highest paid employee...greets guests, by the name of Jose Chow...and so it is written...Aorw muchos gracias!!!

You walk into a Super Fridays greeted by a robotic spasian host by the name of Jose Chow. He directs you to the bar, where you will be greeted by Padams...and egg rolls shall be flung.

by Padam September 12, 2011

Spandangaling

To describe how amazing something can be, a word used not everyday, as to be 'Spandangaling' something has to be legendary, this can include how hilarious or memorable something will be.

David scores a goal on FIFA, on legendary difficulty, using a goalkeeper...
David screams 'SPANDANGALING' whilst dancing in his man cave.

by Kraig Brown October 9, 2011

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

spaspa

(Noun) A person with whom affection is shared, usually an significant other.

Spaspa, I love you.

by A spa August 19, 2021