In Soviet Russia... 

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

In Soviet Russia... by dj gs68 September 12, 2003

in soviet russia 

a meme in which something is reversed between america and soviet russia

in america you write definition, in soviet russia definition writes you

in soviet russia by anonymous September 17, 2020

In soviet russia 

A type of meme that everything is reversed.

In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.

In soviet russia by FCCRickRoll250 October 24, 2020

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia 

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

soviet russian rematch 

after an epic battle between to sides ends they will come together again for a soviet russian rematch

The Giants and Patriots meet for superbowl 46 in should be a good ole soviet russian rematch

soviet russian rematch by j ham February 14, 2012

Soviet Russian Rematch 

a rematch of epic (Soviet) proportions. if you ever lose at anything slightly competitive, it is up to you to demand a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR).

the Giants playing the Patriots again in the Super Bowl is an example of a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR)

Soviet Russian Rematch by Nikolai Antropov March 4, 2012

in soveit russia... 

well you no how in russia its like our backwards day?
when something is outta place before they say what it is they say In Soveit Russia...

In Soveit Russia... you dont ride animals they ride you!

in soveit russia... by who do you think it is... February 28, 2011