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You need some milk

Your response When someone gets recked,embarrassed or even acting crazy.
*Person falls on face*
Response:YOU NEED SOME MILK!
by Best.nothing August 21, 2016
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getting some mud on the tires

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.
Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.
by GP1310 February 25, 2022
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make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
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Dunking some muff

I was really dunking some muff last night at the party bro!
by Cartwheels on wheels August 29, 2016
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Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.
-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...
by Swampert_cool September 25, 2022
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He need some milk...

Actual definition, When someone is acting psychotic on drugs, milk is sometimes the only known remedy to help them come down. Therefore:
Guy goes crazy after using drugs and hurts himself due to lack of control...."He need some milk..."
by ANTHILL2018 June 4, 2017
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you need some milk

when a person whines too damn much like a baby
Why you keep gettin upset, you need some milk
by Mojo Jojo Sugapimp April 16, 2016
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