Alaskan Sombrero

Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.

Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.

by Something2Consider May 14, 2011

Sombie

Zombies that wear sombreros.

Man One: Uh oh, the sombies are coming!
Man Two: I heard if you knock their sombrero off, they die!

by Cetol February 21, 2010

golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006

Flaming Sombrero

Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").

My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.

by Maj Uso November 11, 2009

someelses

A combination of "someone" and "elses".

I am so sick of one girl talking to another about someone else, someelses relationship, or someone elses clothes for that matter.

by Alex R86 April 17, 2007

Sombrero Fever

When someone is either exclusively or predominantly attracted to hispanic people

Girl: Do you think I have a chance with him? He looks pretty out of my league but he seemed to be flirting with me last night?

Guy: Yea, I think he has Sombrero Fever, he only has sex with hot spanish girls, he says it's because he's more of an ass guy?

Girl: Oh shit that explains it! I think I'm gonna go for it!

by warm_cave_holder69 September 25, 2019

Bloody Sombrero

There are a few conditions that need to be fulfilled for this honor to be given. #1. The sexual intercourse partner has to be of Latino/Mexican descent #2. It has to be a female on her period. #3. She has to be wearing a sombrero or a similar wide spread hat. Upon filling those conditions, the following actions have to be taken: When the Latino/Mexican orgasms, it is done only into the sombrero. The desired result is a sombrero (or wide spread hat) that is somewhat dyed red which the male partner then wears the following day. All those that know of the "honor" will recognize such a feat through congratulation and similar hat wearing. Amen.

The average Green Bay Packers fan performs great Bloody Sombreros.

by Whitey McPaul January 3, 2009