splenda gay

someone who acts gay, talks gay, but isn't gay

Boy 1: I understand that guy coming out, but why does he have to be flamboyant about it. He creeps me out.
Girl 1: He's not really gay, trust me. He just splenda gay.
Boy 1: Oh.

by TWAJW April 28, 2010

Splenda

A gay sugar daddy/pimp

my splenda is like totally a bitch

by Juan Pablo Julio The III May 11, 2015

Soledads

Nickname for a subset of men who are fathers who are incarcerated at Soledad State Prison.

We have a special group of loving fathers here called Soledads who are striving to be there for their sons and daughters, even though they are inside and physically apart from them right now.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

Splenda man

The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.

Guy 1: Dude, where's the sugar?
Guy 2: We're all out; the Splenda man visited last night.

by The Carl Jefferson April 9, 2013

to Splenda

Verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.

The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.

past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda

Debbie: Check your right pocket.
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA

by umbrella3 January 31, 2010

splenda daddy

a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income

girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"

by dirtybitchkatie December 27, 2008

splenda

Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?

OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?

by Izzabehr April 10, 2005