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Shag Alley

The road where couples meet before/during/after school.

Also a term for where smokers smoke.
"Meet me on shag"

"Alright"

"Where are you?"
"Shag alley"
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Erect Then Shag

Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.

He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.

Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch
by Bandz The Lord July 30, 2023
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Shaggered

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.
“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”
by Vlandor May 28, 2019
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Shag-mate

The person who you regularly hook up with not to the point of emotional connection but more than a booty call.
I normally tell the guy to leave in the morning but I recently upgraded him from booty call to shag-mate.
by Matthew Nguyen July 11, 2019
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Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.
Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.
by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018
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sorbet shag

That short-term, meaningless relationship you have directly after a long-term relationship has ended - intended, like a sorbet, to get the taste of the last meal out of your mouth before moving on to the next course.
First dude "You've jumped into a new relationship pretty quickly - are you sure you're not on the rebound?"
Second dude "Oh, it's not a REAL relationship - she's just a sorbet shag."
by dom Kaos April 24, 2008
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Shagadenia

Person 1: Did you have a threesome?
Person 2: Shagadenia!
by jumperK November 27, 2012
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