sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

Sobriety

The state that is achieved (for instance) on monday about 2:30pm > 5:30pm, either at work or driving home, when you realizse that the headache you've had all day was a warning to your body that all the fun you had over the weekend had to finnish with the realization that it might not have been the best idea in the world to zip-tie your best friend, naked, to that cow (common milk or heafer will do) just before you superglued (him/her) to that riot wagon.

ITS A FUKIN COW DUDE, if you poke it, it will come,,,---
ok lets do this fast (relavent stumble), you got him naked yet???--- is the glue ready???,,,etc---, your gonna regret this when sobriety hits ya tommorow mofo, hehe

by Rippedd June 24, 2009

not sobriety

A state of being not drunk but not sober

"We left the bar in a state of not sobriety."

by Fat Swimmer October 16, 2008

menace to sobriety

spending the evening with a poohead like you

"Kyle Simmons, had i known that being with the Simmons' offspring would cause such menace to sobriety, i wouldve thought twice, gurky boy."

by Krkič November 6, 2019

sobriety spell

an extended period of time in which one refrains from using drugs or alcohol.

Jane: "I'll be starting my sobriety spell next week so that I can focus on my finals. Then when the semester is finished, I can get really baked."

Molly: "Smart thinking!"

by California 420 Friendly August 23, 2012

Sobriety

A naturally stimulated state of being achieved through, but not limited to, working out, success, study, sex and other exilerating activities

I've achieved sobriety

by 4202136909 August 13, 2023

Sobriety

The absence of sobriety is not addiction.

Hym "Hey, it helps me stay awake after my shift so I don't fall asleep as soon as I get home, wake up 8 hours before my shift, and get tired half way through my shift. People like to create a flase dichotomy between sobriety and being addiction. As though ANY use of a drug is evidentiary of an inability to remain sober. I have always been an advocate of deliberate brain chemistry augmentation. Thc to stay awake (For me specifically. The response to Thc varies so it does different things for different people.) Adderall to regulate mood and prevention lapses/micro-lapses in attention throughout the day. Ginseng to keep a boner. Caffeine to clog up them adenosine receptors. Drugs are good!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023