when you are only attracted romantically to one person of the same sex/gender excluding being attracted to a celebrity, unless you are a celebrity.
He is solesexual for his best friend.
by mykoala December 18, 2018
Get the Solesexual mug.soesen is one of the most swaggiest people alive. Just because the man wants to get pegged doesn't mean that he's gay. he is confidently into himself and into girls only (totally not gay i've kissed a girl before). he will be one of the most attractive dudes of all time so you should and will date him for sure.
person A : hey do you know what's another name for a chad?
person B : oh? you mean a soesen?
person A : totally.
person B : oh? you mean a soesen?
person A : totally.
by waterislamer April 29, 2021
Get the soesen mug.An underground connotative slang word, used in tabloid magazines. It's origin is said to have surfaced accidentally, and its usage was immediately accepted as the newest 'fantabulous' addition to the modern English language. Defined as a 'manic, pointless obsession with something to the point of hysteric despair and/or empty sympathy', the word is mentioned exclusively by valley girls and those of lower intelligence levels. Easily misused, like the words 'literally' and 'ironic'.
"Like, oh my god, did you hear about the latest Kardashian scandal? It's like, so sobsessive! "
"Oh my god, I so totally did! Kim totally, like, didn't deserve that divorce! Poor girl is my sobsession!"
"I know!! I am, like, sooo totally sobsessed with her, too!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEK!!'
"Oh my god, I so totally did! Kim totally, like, didn't deserve that divorce! Poor girl is my sobsession!"
"I know!! I am, like, sooo totally sobsessed with her, too!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEK!!'
by Victoria's_Secret November 5, 2012
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Get the slobese mug.A sexual deviance which develops in late teenage boys who feel too good about themselves to never interact with any girl who is below 8. These men can never care about anything other than pure looks and unsurprisingly end up with women who are more toxic than the toilets in Chernobyl. The sad part is that these men only want a woman which they can show off as a trophy to their family and friends.
If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.
The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.
This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.
The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.
This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
by I suffer from Sobosexuality January 23, 2022
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He is a soberekon
by Myname.com November 16, 2022
Get the soberekon mug.A polish last name demoting slave ancestry. Fitting that the worse of the slavs are slaves. Those with the name "Sobeski" are also femboys with no jobs
by Aryan King slayer of slavs November 9, 2023
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