Sometimes puppies are brown

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.

"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."

by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009

sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.

Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."

by The Muffin Man 69 April 21, 2009

sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.

by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018

sometimes you just gotta smoke

To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.

"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."

by Diego September 11, 2003

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.

Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.

by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007

Sometimes Always

Sometimes always is a phrase used do describe how often somethings occurs. It’s more commonly used with people of the 21st century and adults will say ‘that’s not the correct way of speaking you can’t ‘sometimes always’ it’s sometimes or always but you actually can.

Sally sits on the bus with Sam

Sam: Hi are you new?
Sally: No, I sometimes always catch the bus
Sam: Oh, makes sense

So sally would sometimes catch the bus and sometimes could be July to December but during those months she is always on the bus

by Emma. January 4, 2023

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014