spumping

humping while in the spooning position

I was spumping with my boyfriend last night.

by Lindsey and Lauren October 16, 2007

stumbling distance

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.

Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.

by AtlasRider July 24, 2009

suplings

collective word to describe uncles and aunts.

My suplings love me, and they call me their favourite nephew.

by chetnyc January 13, 2010

Snumpkin

You sit down on the toilet, ready to receive your average, run-of-the-mill blumpkin. But wait, why are your arms so cold? You put on your Snuggie and call your bitch into the bathroom, proceeding to cover her body with the rest of the Snuggie. Dutch oven blumpkin, bitch.

Derp: "Duuude, my girlfriend gave me a snumpkin last night!"
Derpor: "No waaay, duuude, that's like a dutch oven blumpkin!"

by asmartshell January 2, 2012

sampling spree

When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.

John: Man, I'm SO BORED.

Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.

John: Alright bro! Let's do it!

by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011