Alaskan Snowdance

A game in which two men,with erect penises, tie their hands behind their back and try to insert their dick into the opponants ass

Winner: Goddamn, the Alaskan Snowdance gives me an exellent workout. it works all my muscules!

Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!

by D,Pyle March 14, 2011

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman

Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.

by Saul Godman May 11, 2022

If it's snowing, then I'm going

When somebody goes somewhere because they heard white girls will be there.

(Mostly used by horny e-boys)

Are you going to the party?

If it's snowing, then I'm going.

by Griffin :) November 26, 2022

Slowding

When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.

Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.

by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009

it's snowing

way of saying you're horny as fuck in manitoba

he sent me a dick pick and now it's snowing a lot

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Jon-Snowing

The act of a group of friends surprising another friend with a sign stating something relating to the friend and then taking turns or simultaneously killing him or her, all whilst saying "for the blank", with the blank replaced with a term or phrase representative of the person or the situation.

"You alright, mate? You seemed to have lost all your items."
"Well, I wouldn't have if my friends hadn't gone through with FUCKING JON-SNOWING ME!!!"

by scrchngfrs December 15, 2015

pink snowing

the act of partying hard and going crazy and wild while doing things that your parents would not approve of

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Pink snowing! I'll see you in a few days!"

by ratchhhhh December 22, 2009