snowden

verb: A paradoxical situation where an unfavorable outcome is presented by the party in disagreeance.

"hey yo dick! the boss wanted to get me fired so they just snowdened me citing poor performance"

by SexGalore July 01, 2024

Snowden

A person who claims they will
complete their work at home, but never does.

I need this work done today, don’t pull a Snowden.

by scenesfromItaly October 16, 2017

jack snowden

Jack snowden is dead.

Jack snowden hasn’t been at school for a while because he’s DEAD

by The duck overlord November 26, 2022

Max Snowden

The name of a person who has extremely terrible takes on sports.

That is a Max Snowden level take right there.

by LJ8_LOL June 17, 2022

Snowden Day

When you show up at work and your computers don't work

I came in ready to kick ass only to find out the network was crashed. Guess it's a Snowden Day.

by SmellslikeNirvana June 11, 2013