by sneakysnack May 3, 2018
Get the snowden mug.The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
Get the Jordan Snowden mug.by LJ8_LOL June 16, 2022
Get the Max Snowden mug.1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears
2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again
2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again
1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
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2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
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by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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