snowboarding 

Snowboarding has nothing to due with skiing, other than the fact they both occur on the snow. The story about the drunk skier is fake. It originated from snowboarding and surfing. I hope you assholes learn that! It is simply the best sport in the world! Also it is a great sport to show off to chicks.

Chick-Whats your favorite sport?
Snowboarder-Snowboarding.
Chick-Really? Let's fuck!

snowboarding by DIRTBIKE4LIFE!!!!! April 23, 2007

snowboarding 

Snowboarding is cool

Im almost as cool as snowboarding is. And im really cool.

snowboarding by mitch sherrard April 4, 2005

Snowboarder 

Snowboarder: noun. A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding officially or unofficially.
Snowboarder: slang. Slang amongst skiers meaning: take cover.

Noun example: Shaun WHite = professional snowboarder. Valerire D = unprofessional snowboarder.
Slang example: *Hears rough whooshing sound from up the mountain*. "Snowboarder!" *moves to avoid collison.*

Snowboarder by Cogitator July 29, 2009

Snowboarding 

The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"

Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"

Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"

Snowboarding by TheTrademark May 15, 2009

snowbored 

1.Being fed up by the snow at the end of the winter
2.When snow prevents you from doing an activity
3.Disliking snowboard-ing/ers and/or all the hype around the snowboarding

1.
A:Dude, its snowing again and its almost spring
B:Tell me about it. Im so snowbored.

2.
I cant wait to shoot some hoops again.Im so snowbored!

3.
A: I met this really cute guy, and he is a snowboarder! Thats so cool.
B: I think im gonna leave.Im snowbored already.

snowbored by Zhazhinsky April 5, 2010

snowboarding 

Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF

Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."

snowboarding by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 20, 2007

Snowboarding 

Better than skiing

Snowboarding is better than skiing.

Snowboarding by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 22, 2020