When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!
by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017
Get the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow mug.Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).
I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.
I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
by Reggie Stallwater November 3, 2010
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Welcome to Scottsdale,
were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.
life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.
So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one
were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.
life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.
So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one
by IWantToLeaveScottsdaleNOW May 13, 2009
Get the Scottsdale mug.Just like any other place in the world, there are good people and bad people. Not everyone is a spoiled snob or a dick, but there are people like that here, just like there are people like that everywhere. I wouldn't recommend it for a long term deal, but it's a nice town to live in for a while.
by SmokeySpires March 6, 2011
Get the Scottsdale mug.The gayest dumbass place on earth which turns every tourist homosexual and automatically subjects every visitor to life-threatening horrible food poisoning.
"I went to Old Scottsdale the other day and came back with this damn syphilis. I should have known better."
by m.c. j-dizzle May 5, 2008
Get the Old Scottsdale mug.Acute scottsdalis nasopharyngitis, usually known as the Scottsdale Cold, is a highly contagious, societal infectious condition of the respiratory system, primarily caused by Methylbenzoylecgonine or as it is usually known, cocaine.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
Wow, there was green, white, and liquor all over the crib last weekend. My nose is drainin and I am feelin that Scottsdale Cold comin on
by Nik Richie January 24, 2008
Get the Scottsdale Cold mug.A superficial female yuppie archetype found in Scottsdale, AZ with fake tits who wants to look like a Barbie doll. Vapid expression and empty head are par for the course. Typically seen in Ugg boots and ridiculously big designer sunglasses. Found in trendy dance clubs, malls, and Starbucks. Fundamentally identical to a Lincoln Park Trixie.
"How was that club last night?" "It was a bust...just a bunch of stuck-up Scottsdale Silicone Sticks."
by gonepostal42 June 28, 2010
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