Snootch

The area between a penis and a ballsack

Snootch me baby. Meaning please tickle the area between my penis and ball sack. Also popular with the snootching crowd is purchasing a pair of 3/4 pants with a double stitched felt hole for easy Snootch access.

by Ben Summerfield December 20, 2023

Snootch

A skinny panooch. Skinny pussy, no lips.

That girl has a snootch.

by Gabeth May 18, 2014

Gooba Snootch

Someone who watches Jersey Shore and thinks they hear fire alarms going off when they aren't.

"Kristin was such a Gooba Snootch and tried to save my life"

by Kaeghan January 21, 2010

Snootch

To grab or take, often jokingly or sneakily, and usually with exaggerated motion. Can be thought of as a goofy pronunciation of snatch (verb).

Very similar to yoink, as both are often spoken aloud by the doer while performing the action. In contrast to yoink, snootch implies a level of feigned secrecy or pretending to be unnoticed. After snootching something, a person may then abscond with what they snootched.

Girlfriend: *leans in close, sneakily takes a french fry from their partner's plate* "Snootch", she says as she takes it, then quickly eats the fry.

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*Playing capture the flag* "Snootch", one says aloud into voice chat as they grab the flag from the opposing team's base.

by SFrinlan November 23, 2022

Snootch

A smooch delivered to a snoot, most commonly on a doggo.

I greet my doggo with snootches and roobs every day when I come home.

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Snootching

This is the equivalent of "teabagging", except this is when a female does it to a male. She can also obviously do it to a female, if that's how she rolls.

Monica proceeded to sit on my face; when contact happened, I knew I had just been snootched.

Monica had just mastered the art of snootching.

by MDB311 July 18, 2009

Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016