Sobster

A drained person in an environment of drunk who tries not to drink alcohol without sobbing.

"Oof, is he really bringing a sobster to the club?"

by Sparkhao February 18, 2020

Sobsterbate

Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time

I was looking at our wedding photos and I had to sobsterbate

by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023

Slobster

An anomalous group of 9 friends. The members consist of me (Astro), Dill, Kryo, Startoast, Van, clovermango, Whitetail, Dr. Fill, and Boneless_soy. Together we are Slobster, strongest group in existence.

"SLOBSTER IS MY FAVORITE GROUP!!!"
"SAME KEKEKEKEKEKE"

by bvyuov March 10, 2024