While hooking up with an ugly girl, Charlie decided to seeph on her so that she would never call him again.
John seephed all over her... and now she has a double ear infection.
Just before cumming, Travis asked Martha if she had any q-tips, because he really wanted to seeph on her.
John seephed all over her... and now she has a double ear infection.
Just before cumming, Travis asked Martha if she had any q-tips, because he really wanted to seeph on her.
by A Righteous Seepher December 14, 2008
Get the seeph mug.A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female’s rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely.
Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.
by lammdawg March 20, 2008
Get the Sneep mug.verb, To snuggle whilst sleeping with another person or an animal
sneepy: adjective
Origin of Sleep,
“Once upon a time, Jennifer and her dog Patch, fell asleep whilst snuggling. The next day, Jennifer described the occurence to her mama, Marcia, on the way to school. By mistake, she combined the words ‘snuggle’ and ‘sleep’ when she said, “It was such a good sneep.” And what a lucky mistake it was. The end.”
sneepy: adjective
Origin of Sleep,
“Once upon a time, Jennifer and her dog Patch, fell asleep whilst snuggling. The next day, Jennifer described the occurence to her mama, Marcia, on the way to school. By mistake, she combined the words ‘snuggle’ and ‘sleep’ when she said, “It was such a good sneep.” And what a lucky mistake it was. The end.”
v: Iowa is so very cold, I wish I had my puppy to sneep wif.
adj:Would you rike to come over? I are very sneepy.
adj:Would you rike to come over? I are very sneepy.
by JMHRG October 8, 2010
Get the Sneep mug.Creeping while everyone is sleeping :,completely oppositely the same as of snooping ; to be asleep wide awake is to be sneeping .
by Tomme boyd February 22, 2020
Get the Sneeping mug.Similar to the sneezecumpoop, this happens in a different order. Sneeze, then shit, then cum. Again, spontaneous combustion may happen and consult you doctor before attempting.
by Linderdizzle February 22, 2020
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the sound you make when you have to fart and sneeze at the same time, resulting in an explosion of liquids and smells.
me: oh, man, i really have to sneepsnop!
Him: keep it to yourself, i dont want sneepsnop all over my living room!
me: too late
Him: keep it to yourself, i dont want sneepsnop all over my living room!
me: too late
by Chicago6757 March 12, 2014
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