Snatchblock

The female version of cockblock.

Man, that dude totally snatchblocked me.

by WhiskeyWednesdayREPRESENT March 29, 2011

Spatchcock

To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.

She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!

by ADignorantium November 29, 2019

Spatchcocking

When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.

"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."

by Celestin March 2, 2016

Snatchccident

Accidentally grabbing someone's lady parts.

Donald Trump grabbed the pussy, but it was totally by snatchccident.

by Beer Vampire October 11, 2016

snatchbuckler

Snatchbucklers know better, but they do it anyway!

I knew it would itch for a week, but as a snatchbuckler, I hit it anyway!

by Semen 3rd Class Merriweather July 17, 2006

snatchmonkey

Vagina, vagina, pussy, snatch,wet warlock,dark hole, beaver bunghole, or pooper

did you stick your penis in her snatchmonkey?
yes, i did

by teeeebz March 29, 2008

snatchcakes

Derogatory term, and insult for someone whose face looks like a snatch.

"Mmmm, snatchcakes."

by Emily, Taj, Sara, and Jordan April 30, 2006