snart

when you sneeze and fart at the same time

Yesterday I had a cold I sneezed so hard I had a loud snart.All my friends laughed at me

by muddy melanie July 25, 2006

snart

to sneeze and fart at the same time

Tina really didn't mean to snart. She was gassy all day and her allergies we bad.

by mribear January 23, 2009

snart

when you do a fart and shit follows out

i had a mean curry last night and im snarting all over the gaff

by Bowler April 03, 2003

snart

To fart in the snow. Often results in some chemical reactions.

We all went sledding and suddenly the sound of Opie's snart went flying through the trees.

by squirtle7 February 27, 2009

Snart

When one sneezes and breaks wind at the same time. It is usually a result of the sudden abdominal muscle contractions associated with supporting the diaphragm for the sneeze, thus triggering the fart.

When she snarts, I don't know whether to say "God Bless You" or "Run like hell".

by Dr. Fritz Atomix September 08, 2009

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 19, 2007

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015