snarfle

This is when a dog comes up to your face and kinda sniffs but gets wet dog nose on you and a little bit of slobber. This happens often when you sleep on a couch around a larger dog.

Eww dude, your dog keeps snarfling my face

Pooch, don't snarfle me!

by Kate Mossberg December 10, 2008

snarfer

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.

Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

snarfer canarfer

(snarfer) a person who eats his/her own fart bubbles.
(canarfer) a person who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on a hot summer day.

Steven has a look on his face as though he's a snarfer canarfer. I just know he ate a fart bubble and then sniffed little jessica's bike seat.

by E.S.D.J October 22, 2008

cack snaffler

the act of getting your vitamin e from your partners feaces.

" hello darling have you eaten today? "no?" would you like to try the cack snaffler?

by bagger92 March 23, 2010

Snarfle

The sound made when attempting to not laugh but some sound escapes anyway. Usually used when attempting to be polite.

After seeing that old lady fall I tried not to laugh but I did snarfle a little

by Rengully December 8, 2012

Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.

Dude, you're a Snarfer!

by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014

Snaffler

Someone who will screwover/steal from friends to enjoy his own person consumption of marijunana

"I bought a 50 bag off paddy the other day, but I only got 40 worth", "that Snaffler must have been scrouging on the bud"

by Snafflerino June 3, 2009