snortathon

Slang term for when friends get together and laugh so hard they snort.

We were all right in the middle of an A-1 snortathon when Randall died suddenly as milk was backing up out of his nose, but then he was actually very old and had lived a very long and full life.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

snortingshire

snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."

synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

snorton

The word "snorton" has derrived from the family name "morton" mixed with a weekend of drug abuse. This unhumain creature can usually be found hibernating under beds. It is thought that while the snorton is doing this, he has the ability to outstreach his arm and reach for various items to aid his drug habit. The snorton has recently been spotted in in places such as the mansfield, butlins, leeds and doncaster areas in nothing less than an absolute pickle. Due to his lack of co-ordination and indecissiveness, it is very hard to find common grounds with the snorton and usually ends up in exessive swearing and general agressive behaviour. If the snorton was to be compared to any animal, it would be a snake due to his undescribable behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. The snortons other social activites also include football hooliganism, racism and of course snorting!

Is that a snorton i see under my bed?

by durk diggler January 3, 2008

snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

by Macadoo July 19, 2018