Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

Slushy Brothers

This term refers to two men who have had sex, and both ejaculated, into the same woman within a 24 hour period.

Purists of the word would add that the woman must not have showered or thoroughly cleaned her vagina between sex with the men.

Yesterday morning, Chalyse had morning sex with Asher and later that day, slept with Adam. I wonder if they know that they're slushy brothers.

by Chop Nuts July 30, 2017

Smushage

Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.

by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

slushy butt

that feeling of your ass cheeks gliding together on a hot summer afternoon...

bro I got a serious case of slushy butt going on here, I'm gonna go hook myself up with a safety wipe for good measure.

by FishSum September 27, 2007

Smoshy fever

When you watch a lot of Smosh videos and become overly obssessed and can't stop thinking about the sexy duo, Anthony and Ian.

Chloe: 'What the FIRETRUCK?' 'Sexy Anthony, Always in Season'
Cathy: 'Ohh God, you have Smoshy Fever...'

by theepicchloe September 30, 2011

Smussy

The female productive organ of the blue tiny people known as Smurfs.

The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.

Give me that Smussy my man.

I'd like some Smussies please.

by adieu l'humanité September 19, 2023

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010