smorkle

a device used to smoke marijuana out of.
originally a snorkel mask and then
converted into a bowl

man o man, this weekend is going to be great...were using the smorkle to go SMORKLING!

by PancakeFace124 January 6, 2009

donkey snorfle

The person that kisses people with donkey faces, ugly women or actual donkeys.

Man did you see his last girls?
Yeah hes such a donkey snorfle.

by porch monkey 420 January 19, 2008

Smorgle

To sympathize with someone about something you have nothing to do with.

1: My boss is a total jerk!
2: That sucks! I smorgle!

by sarahndipities June 8, 2019

sporfle

Originally defined as "to laugh while drinking so that your beverage comes out your nose, or the sound one makes while doing this", it has since also acquired the meaning of making fun of something in the manner of Daily Sporfle, i. e. to take bad grammar literally and talk or write as though it means what it actually said, rather than what it was intended to mean.

1. (Im person A)So then, out of the blue, Chris starts singing Yankee Doodle!

(IM person B)*sporfles*

2. From a story: Red and gold hangings struck her (Hermione's) eyes.

A commenter: "Ow! My eyes! Stupid hangings!" Hermione muttered.

by P.Cranefly July 20, 2008

smorgle

Word used to define a massively large penis.

Hot girl1: God have you seen Ethan's smorgle?
Hot girl2: OMG he pix messaged me it twice last nite!!!!!!

by EvanBIGmiles January 1, 2010

snorfle

The sniffle you get from snorting drugs

Man, I've been blowing adderall off the back of a dirty toilet all day and caught a serious case of the snorfles.

by fuxupyo January 8, 2012

smorgleborgle

when a blender accidentally blends seven babies in a row

oopies that was a smorgleborgle

by beeawo0 May 12, 2018