Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

full frontal snooging

fucking a teddy bear

My god she snogged his ass good.

by u know who i am April 13, 2003

smoozing

Doing shit you shouldnt be, always influenced by alcohol.

No booze no smooze.

Damn son, no smoozing at that party.

by DJ BassMasta July 16, 2010

smogging

the act of jogging while smoking.

nick- i saw someone smogging the other day and oddly my first thought was i want to try that.

by ucsmut February 24, 2010

smogging

When 2 people take drags from a cigarette, hold it in and then kiss.

We were smogging last night behind the store.

by pavel6590 January 8, 2017

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

smoging

When something Is so viciously stinking that it creates a somewhat visible smog usually within a 10 metre radius.

Man: That big fat poo in the Bush over there is really starting to stink, hey pops is that your crap in the Bush over there?,

Pops: yeah it is I fell back on it and got me some Backmud,
Man: Fuckin hell cunt that Bush poo is Smoging aye can smell the dog cunt from here.

by Mackbud August 11, 2021