smiling bitch

A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.

Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.

Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.

Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?

Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

Smitting

Can't stop thinking about a person wanting to spend every min of every day with someone. A feeling you can't kick thinking about how it could be should be or would have been. Missing them so much you think about them when you wake up when you go to sleep or when something goes wrong. Wanting to tell them about all the important events in your life but to ashamed to text.

Am I smitting is it love? or a close friendship? that you can't shake. Is it the trust you built or the time you spend together?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 3, 2019

one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

Smiling

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.

1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.

by PowerPup18 October 9, 2018

Daan Smitting

Continuous and extensive chatter about a specific, usually simple issue. (other as Saul Goodmaning)
Breaking down into prime factors. Boring and philosophical. A monologue that repels the recipient with its extensiveness and highly-theoretical knowledge, even if you could put it in a one good sentence.

- Do you have a skincare routine?
- Glad you have asked. If you want gorgeous skin 30 years from now, the choices you make today will help that happen. Beautiful skin is a lifelong process and developing a daily skin care routine today can help you keep my beautiful skin for the future. At the same time, negative skin care routines now can harm my or yours skin for the future.
It’s all about health. Skincare is important to maintain a good image as a CEO.
- Can you stop daan smitting, please? It was a yes-no question! And I haven't received the answer that satisfies me in the end.

by ryksryks January 14, 2023

Shiting

The act of droping a shit

pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce

I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.

by DpPg January 14, 2009