by itstockra October 4, 2015
Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).
"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"
"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"
"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"
"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"
"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"
by Cynist3r December 1, 2011
A native, or racial descendant, of the Indian subcontinent. Syn.: raghead. It can refer to any subcategory, including engineering students, crack motel owners, 7-11 cashiers, or holier-than-thou nose-ringed, sari-wearing pretentious immigrant bitches. Also, one who enjoys shit-eating diarrhea sex. see, also, gupta, patel.
"Who's the new fuck-wad in a pink polo shirt and loafers playing with his iPhone on the lawn near the Bio-Sci building?"
"Just some fkn curry slurper."
"Just some fkn curry slurper."
by Mahatma Gupta Patel, III July 13, 2008
Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
by King Kling December 10, 2006
by already canceled May 16, 2021
One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.
by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017
by olipop6969 September 24, 2023