slurring

"to pronounce (a syllable, word, etc.) incorrectly by combining, reducing, or omitting sounds, as in hurried or careless utterance."

basically, you're drunk as fuck and you mess up your speech, playa.

me: i can't get too drunk, i'm cathy-lock...i'll go to hell!!
michelle: take the brandy away from her, she's slurring.

incorrect: cathy-lock
correct: Catholic

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

slurpin jerkey

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener

For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Sleep Sluggin'

When two people strip, they then fill a one person sleeping bag with petroleum jelly. They then both enter the one person sleeping bag and wiggle around on the floor sometimes leaving slug trails. Can be both sexual or nonsexual in nature.

"Whoa, did you hear that Miller was sleep sluggin' with some dude last night?"

"Yea that dude slugs all the time."

by sabres56 November 9, 2015

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

slutgina

The vagina of a slut, a girl/guy who's had incredible amounts of action, and therefore is a giant slut for doing so. Used to describe the type of vagina of a big ol' whore, meaning that it's been penetrated many times, or looks like it could have been.
Created by Pervert-Smack-Kaydawg of NY, NY.

"Dude, that girl's so fuckin' hot."
"Oh, her? Yeah man, but shes a huge slutgina."
"YES!"

by not a slutgina October 6, 2009

Slugging The Vegas Slot

A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.

Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013

Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

by Das Kabong December 16, 2011