gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole
by gluten free 42 May 06, 2020
by SLEEM JEEM March 26, 2003
by deseagle February 10, 2006
A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.
by Crustymgee April 26, 2018
Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.
Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.
by Trash Bees April 16, 2022
A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.
by Princess Peussie March 23, 2005
by One of the beys May 02, 2009