Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

Sleuth Diplomacy

The act of shooting a possible hostile instead of using diplomatic reasoning to avoid conflict.

The Leader of the country used Sleuth Diplomacy to avoid confrontation with his foreign peers.

by sloothofsloofs July 28, 2009

Sped sled

The small bus used to transport mentally and physically handicapped children to school. See also sped speeder, short bus, tart cart.

I knew Cody's brother was retarded when I saw him getting out of the sped sled.

by Dorothy June 8, 2005

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Slender man

Some Tall pale guy that get’s pissed when you take this papers

Some slender man is gunna kill me

by Theh publisher November 12, 2019

eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube

you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018

roblox slender

11yo thinking they cool for thinking they get girls when in reality all they get is lego girls in a online game otherwise known as "c&p". they also act tough saying "mic up" and gives you their discord but then they have this squeaky voice saying stuff only a 5th grader would say and they are very rare species the only places you'll find them is in animation mocap or in ragdoll engine usually wearing 6 hairs and emo type shirt and pants standing by a pixel little girl calling him daddy and stuff but then yet again he gets no girls also they usually have a multiplication equation such as "646x324" some dont even know the purpose of it

XxxSavageGirlxxX: ooo look at that roblox slender that is a tall guy with stitch face and korblox he must be so rich i should call him daddy and make him suck my pixels!"
469x932: hah look at me getting all the girls with my plastic abs

me: ok?

469x932: mic up
me: ok...?
~in the call~
469x932: YOU LITTLE #### NEVER MAKE FUN OF ME I WILL PUNCH YOU SO BADLY

me: go ahead try.
469x932: your just sped you get no girls

me: oh so your saying XxxSavageGirlxxX is your girl that is probably your uncle?
~slender makes a random excuse to leave the call~

by im in school lolz April 30, 2021