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scenester

Person between the ages of 14 and 21 who decides that they will be incredibly original and cute and popular by making a Myspace account, adding fellow scene kids, and generally making oneself out to be cool and superior.

How to spot:
-MUST have a Myspace account
-Mentions guns, babies, dinosaurs, robots, indie bands, techno bands, any obscure band they can find, being "gangsta", getting drunk, skulls, chucks, vans, the letter X, the ampersand, internet hearts <3, etc.
-Talks condescendingly
-Often partakes in music elitism
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in car, in sunglasses, from above, of boobs, of hips, of feet, of self drinking alcohol, of self making kissy face, of self looking like a hyperactive toddler, of self doing illegal things, of self passed out, of self and friends joined at the head and making faces
-Uses small fonts, overlapping fonts, pink, white and black
-Has friends take photos of themselves holding signs which say "I <3 NAME!!1 OMGZ. KTHXBAI"
-Uses chatspeak sarcastically
-Parties often and talks about it on Myspace
-Hates the world while desperately seeking its attention
-Uses MS Paint to draw little hearts in the corner of everything

Scene kids can be catty and obnoxious, so it's best to avoid them. They often become wrapped up in internet popularity and begin to become the trendy persona they've created on their website. They are fake through and through, and therefore untrustworthy.
"xx____&&bangbangslut<\3 RAWR_IMA_DINOSAUR;;_INNIT is in your extended network." -Myspace Scenester Alert
by Evita M May 23, 2006
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scenester

Kids that follow fashions to the raw detail.
Past fashions that have been followed are:
emo
dinosaurs
robots
pirates
ninjas
the letter x
bisexuality
being bisexual while stating not to be following a trend
admitting to being straight, therefore not following a trend
pretending to be gay to impress members of the opposite sex
guns
thrashing one's self around at shows, putting other show-goers in danger of being hit in the face by flailing arms and legs and calling it hardcore dancing
dying hair completely black
bleaching random parts of hair
headbands
bandanas
myspace
making unflattering "rawr" faces

Scenesters will say things such as "rad", "guns go bang", "sex" and "the sex".

They will pretend to be completely original even though most of their friends will look the same.
"That oddly placed blonde patch on the side of your head is just pure sex!"
"Sonny Moore is just so rad"
"Rawr! I'm a rad wannabe DiNoSaUr scenester with an eye patch and robotic limbs!"
"omfgXiXamXjustXsoXhardXcore"
by KatherineGoodnessMe. December 28, 2005
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semester friend

Someone you hang out with for one, but up to two, semesters during college/university. After that, they drop off the face of the planet and/or make no effort to interact with you.

This state of "friendship" is further exacerbated if they're hostile or indifferent when you attempt contact with them.
Sam was just a semester friend. We hung out during Fall of 2008 and Spring of 2009, but now she never talks to me anymore.
by jaynahc April 22, 2011
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synester gates

no one can play the guitar like synester gates!!
by A7X rules July 3, 2006
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seester

a fun way to say sister, it is something for close sisters who love each other to tell each other and know that it is only theres.
Caroline, i miss you seester, see you soon!

Man my seester is so cool!
by caitieboo October 17, 2006
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Semesteritis

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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hipster or scenester

Conformists within a sub-culture who dress alike and have similar tastes who mock folks in other subcultures for being conformists and lacking originality.
All the hipster kids go to that bar to surround themselves with folks who are also wearing the same "original" look.
by T-Racy January 5, 2004
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