Skeetles

When you skeet all over a pack of skittles, and them feed them to an unsuspecting skittle-lover.

Right before my girlfriend took some of my skittles, I jizzed all over them, she said they were the best Skeetles she ever had.

I bit into the sticky skeetles realizing why they were so salty.

by haileybeee123 July 11, 2012

skeetled

When you get booked by the police

"Man I got skeetled by the cops today"

by rawringinthemorning August 28, 2017

sweetleaflulu

Marijuana induced riotous laughing losing bodily restraint.

Buddy's pants dropped and he had a g-string that had snuffalupagis in front. What a classic sweetleaflulu

by Sweetleaflulu July 17, 2018

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

sleeplessness

When you are unable to get sleep. Can be caused by depression, racing thoughts, or just refusing to.

But seriously, why are you looking this up? If you're reading this late at night, please try to sleep.

Person 1: Goes to the kitchen to get breakfast:
Person 1's Mom: My dear, you have such large eyebags under your eyes!
Person 1: Yeah, mom, I'm one of many with sleeplessness.

by MyMomWontStopWatchingCopShows June 9, 2021

sleeple

Overworked people who never seem to get enough quality time for their families, vacations, etc. The kind of people that you see coming into work in the morning on the train looking like zombies from constant overtime.

On Sunday I had so much fun at Summerstage in Central Park. Today it's just another day fighting the sleeple on the train!

by pentozali October 1, 2007

Skeetlet

A small, pellet shaped bit of semen(AKA skeet),usually
dried.

That ho's got skeetlets all over her!

by Keoncatasheiquatisha July 20, 2008