slarshed

A state of being that transcends the realms of inebriation, causing one's coordination and cognitive faculties to morph into a whimsical carnival ride. When slarshed, you enter a dimension where your limbs dance like an intoxicated octopus attempting to salsa, your speech transforms into a nonsensical symphony of hiccupping and guffawing, and your decision-making process becomes a spontaneous game of darts played blindfolded with marshmallows. It's a state so utterly absurd that even the unicorns give you bewildered side-eyes, and leprechauns borrow your shoes for impromptu tap-dancing performances. In short, being slarshed is like stumbling into a maelstrom of ridiculousness, where the laws of sobriety are gleefully discarded in favor of an uproarious celebration of all things ludicrous.

"Kayla sure is slarshed right now"

by inevitable-show July 7, 2023

Owl Slashed

a shitty roblox game where braindead babies fight half their battles in the air and with an overly powerful stupid ability
abandoned by its creator for a successful game they wont reboot

Yo bro wanna play Owl Slashed?
No you motherfucking dweeb

by Chronicholas December 24, 2021