Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
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The Slytherin house is one of the most misunderstood house in the books of Harry Potter. Slytherin students have Ambition, Cunning and Resourcefulness. They also value tradition and are born leaders. It is a plus that they are sexy too.
There are many of mixed blood purities in the house. Snape and Tom Riddle were both Half bloods as was Pansy's best friend. There were also a few Muggle borns as mentioned in the DH book.
Slytherin has long since changed from being a pureblood haven and only dishing out bad wizards.
Notable good wizards from Slytherin are Andromeda Tonks and Horace Slughorn.
Slytherins also love hufflepuffs as they are fluffy.
Slytherins are as smart as Ravenclaws but darker, as powerful as Gryffindors but think before they leap and are loyal to their family and friends like a Hufflepuff.
Never tell a Slytherin they aren't a true Slytherin.
Every Slytherin will be led to greatness.
Merlin was a Slytherin one of the greatest muggle rights activist.
There are many of mixed blood purities in the house. Snape and Tom Riddle were both Half bloods as was Pansy's best friend. There were also a few Muggle borns as mentioned in the DH book.
Slytherin has long since changed from being a pureblood haven and only dishing out bad wizards.
Notable good wizards from Slytherin are Andromeda Tonks and Horace Slughorn.
Slytherins also love hufflepuffs as they are fluffy.
Slytherins are as smart as Ravenclaws but darker, as powerful as Gryffindors but think before they leap and are loyal to their family and friends like a Hufflepuff.
Never tell a Slytherin they aren't a true Slytherin.
Every Slytherin will be led to greatness.
Merlin was a Slytherin one of the greatest muggle rights activist.
Slytherin people are so freaking awesome
The Slytherin dorm is under a lake! That is like a free aquarium without having to pay a stupid fee. Put your finger on the window and see if a fish follows it.
The Slytherin dorm is under a lake! That is like a free aquarium without having to pay a stupid fee. Put your finger on the window and see if a fish follows it.
by bobberella September 22, 2011
Get the Slytherin mug.To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
Get the Slatherfest mug.The act of quitting one's job in flamboyant fashion, so named after Steven Slater, the JetBlue Flight Attendant who dealt with one unruly passenger too many. He cussed out the passenger on the PA, said bye-bye to a 20 year career as a flight attendant, grabbed some beer from the galley, popped the escape slide, jumped out on the tarmac, walked to his car and drove home, thus becoming an instant folk hero.
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Get the Slater Slide mug.When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.
Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.
Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.
by artdrummer February 11, 2008
Get the Taking a Slater mug.When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.
by Geoff Gurak December 7, 2007
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