Slaytanist

one who worships the thrash band Slayer as if they were gods, or anti-gods (pick your choice). Usually Slaytanists will frequent the band's concerts and have much signed memerobilia.

Yeah, he's a slaytanist. He goes to every one of their concerts.

by TheStig1214 July 19, 2010

dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator

During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass

by ripdip December 11, 2018

Smartassery

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.

I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery

by Ellekc December 8, 2010

Slamtastic

Of or pertaining to something extremely awesome and/or fantastic to the highest degree.

Wow! That party was Slamtastic!!

by Slam Not C July 12, 2009

shartattack

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

by shartattack December 30, 2006

Slaptack

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.

Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.

by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010

smartass

Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.

Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)

by Slashco June 12, 2004