Slampig

A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.

I'm drunk enough to where that slampig is looking alright tonight.

by SlapnutzMcgee October 18, 2008

Slampig

(n) A female who a male would only have sex with, once, while heavily under the influence of alcohol. She may in fact resemble a pig.

Yo man, I don't give a fuck I was so drunk. That jawn was just a slampig.

by pbrevival January 20, 2009

slampig

a male or female who has sex alot.

He/She is such a slampig.

by Kiya October 19, 2003

slampig

the girls at the party who are usually overweight and wearing some article of spandex clothing thinking only about sex.

the whale in spandex over there is a real slampig

by islampigs. March 29, 2009

slampig

A lot of people have different meanings for the word slampig, but summed up… it means slut. It doesn’t have to mean slut in the way most people think… easy. Slampig fits every girl that dresses a little slutty when they go out. Slampig can also be described as the girls who put their makeup on and go to the gym.

by Livia October 14, 2003

slampig

a girl who screws alot or steals ones boyfriend

jill is such a slampig she's been out with 4 guys this week

by mike February 2, 2003

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004