A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.
A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.
The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.
The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.
The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.
The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.
Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.
Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.
Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.
Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.
Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
by tomatobrownclown123 January 09, 2010
by Douglas B. June 03, 2005
1 part goldschlagger, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Baileys, 1 part peppermint schnapps.
Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.
Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.
by Oscar Bones August 20, 2010
They originate from the north shore: East Boston, Revere, Saugus, Lynn, Stoneham, Melrose, Wakefield...etc. Sometimes they migrate to bars, clubs and lounges in Boston. Maybe even in a club near you! These sluts are usually drunk, full of diseases, really dumb, scantily clad with skimpy imitation name brand shit, dirty looking but really hot all at the same time. And they say stupid shit like "Woo!" and "Biyatch!" and "I'm not drunk!" a lot. And they'll fuck you, your boy, his boy and his dad all in the same night while claiming to be a female player, not a ho. And they live in denial of what they really are. And if you didn't fuck her, you know somebody who did.
We were at one of our spots the other night and there weren't any decent girls there so I got drunk and fucked this slampig!
I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.
That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!
I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.
That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!
by Boston's Nasty T December 03, 2008
A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.
by beast_is_wild May 03, 2009
(n) A female who a male would only have sex with, once, while heavily under the influence of alcohol. She may in fact resemble a pig.
by pbrevival October 09, 2008
A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.
by SlapnutzMcgee September 02, 2008