Generally a male of the Sloggett clan will be bald by the age of 17 due to excessive male hormones; grumpy beyond belief; and will have a huge chip on his shoulder. These males consistently want what they don't have and do not understand contentment as it is an emotion they are yet to experience due to their NEED for always imagining what they might be able to attain in the future (instead of taking pleasure in the here and now).
They are of unbearable mood. This is at it's height when first awakening, eases during the day (as long as food and entertainment are provided at regular intervals), and then builds again into the evening, usually erupting in an arguement with surrounding family / friends before bed.
Females of this clan are usually integrated by marriage only; this is because sloggett sperm is widely known to only be able to produce male offspring with a view to the continuation of this unique species and surname. These females may start out as strong individuals but will slowly become ground down by the male sloggett's incessant nagging.
They are of unbearable mood. This is at it's height when first awakening, eases during the day (as long as food and entertainment are provided at regular intervals), and then builds again into the evening, usually erupting in an arguement with surrounding family / friends before bed.
Females of this clan are usually integrated by marriage only; this is because sloggett sperm is widely known to only be able to produce male offspring with a view to the continuation of this unique species and surname. These females may start out as strong individuals but will slowly become ground down by the male sloggett's incessant nagging.
by chuckle66 February 8, 2010
Get the Sloggett mug.intransitive verb. To go out with preset expectations to find the most raunchy, slimy, disgusting, slow, slutty, and hogish girl (most similar to a slog). This typically is an undertakening performed by less than attractive men who make it a frequent hobby.
As well, slogging may be used to refer to the undertaking actions of a wingman or taking one for the team. Typically, you are taking a slog home so that your friend has some chance at real hot pussy.
However, this may not always be the case, as some friends like to compete for the greatest slog, or live in an area in which the male to female ratio is horrible, making the only girls available more like beasts.
Since slogs sound like slugs, and slugs are watery animals, it has mainly been adapted to a style simliar to fishing. The term: Gone Sloggin' for example might be found in an away message of a guy going out to get smashed and get some ugly.
As well, slogging may be used to refer to the undertaking actions of a wingman or taking one for the team. Typically, you are taking a slog home so that your friend has some chance at real hot pussy.
However, this may not always be the case, as some friends like to compete for the greatest slog, or live in an area in which the male to female ratio is horrible, making the only girls available more like beasts.
Since slogs sound like slugs, and slugs are watery animals, it has mainly been adapted to a style simliar to fishing. The term: Gone Sloggin' for example might be found in an away message of a guy going out to get smashed and get some ugly.
Me and my old roommate used to be real good slogging partners. We both treated it like fishing, but there was one key difference, he was really trying to catch something. I knew fishing the waters of the local bars was pretty bad, only catfish and sea walruses out there, but my roommate used to just take whatever was the catch of the day and bring it home to show off.
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Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.
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