social skills of a turnip

Turnips have no social skills, there for someone with the "social skills of a turnip" have no social skills.

Awkward with people. Poor social skills

Edward doesn't work well with others, he has the social skills of a turnip.

by cyberhomie July 1, 2021

skilli i pen tost

Used by the pupils of Dwr-Y-Felin to describe something cool or funny or both!

"I just shot that ball while standing on my head!"
"skilli i pen tost"

by mooz June 6, 2003

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.

*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"

"These skillz are on toast, mate."

Or.....

"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 4, 2025

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good! You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.
Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally rad vintage music video?"
"These skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 25, 2025

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Trashley skills

A skilled bag of trash, which roams town to town dick to dick. The bag is notorious for it's gang bangs and overdosing on cum and cocaine. Trashley skills has been known for its pathological lies which it tends to actually convince its retarded self that these lies are true. T-skills has made quite the name for it self by beaking off any girl or guy and making unprobable threats towards them and then backing out when the chips are down. Researchers believe T.S could be anywhere from age 13 to 21, yet nobody knows because everytime she meets new people her age is different. The movie the decent was filmed in the bags gaping rectum.

"Trashley skills comming to a town near you"
"look out it's trashley skills"
"How old are you trashley skills"
"ewww Trashley skills"

by thehatedoctor June 8, 2009