Skew

A lame word used to attempt to describe cool things EVEN THOUGH skew is still dumb.
by Eril Mondal July 03, 2009
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jap skewed

Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
by Brucester September 10, 2006
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skew face

Alex and her girlfriend want to have skew face.
by Tinnaboreiss December 30, 2008
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Skew it on the bar-b

1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up.
2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.
Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.
by OutKast with a K September 08, 2004
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skewe piel

jou ma het n skewe piel
by DikDoos February 22, 2016
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Skew-her to go

When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.
The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove
by The bleached asshole July 04, 2014
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Skew

A word often shouted by "Rednecks", as a sound of joy.

Also is a term used in geometry to represent a line that is slightly slanted. (But no one cares about that one)
*Tires Start Spinning* SKEWWWWW! America wooo yeah son!
by 18gfd8ffd January 31, 2016
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