soccer mom speedball

large starbucks coffee and a Klonopin

It's a new epidemic: in the teachers lounge, all women book clubs, ballet studios, dojos - it's being called a "soccer mom speedball", which is a large starbucks coffee and a klonopin tablet, a medication used for anxiety. is your mom taking part?

by bleeeweee September 14, 2010

Speedball

A mixture of heroin and cocaine administered intravenously. This combination offers the best of both drugs. The lady (coke) gives you a rush of intense euphoria followed by the soporific effects of your boy (heroin), thus effectively eliminating the anxiety and depression that follows when shooting up cocaine by itself.

Me: I've never smoked crack but I've done speedballs.

You: You're fucking kidding me, right? You've shot up coke and smack? I'm breaking up with you, Dumbass.

by kookaburra March 17, 2015

Northwest Speedball

The Northwest (USA) version of the classic speedball douse.

To combine espresso coffee shots with marijuana hits in rapid succession.

Shane and Rick were local coffee shop parking lot doing Northwest Speedballs before they headed for the local rock show in downtown Seattle.

by Lodoc October 24, 2009

Sacramento Skeeball

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007

Suburban speedball

A recreational drug combination used by suburban housewives. Instead of the traditional cocaine-heroin mix, this speedball is usually vicadin, valium or oxycodone with a latte chaser.

After a hard day of shopping at the mall, Diana settled down with Oprah and a Starbucks-Valium suburban speedball.

by gjn413 February 13, 2010

skeezbag

A whore, tramp, skank, uber-slut; a gangelion of termagentcy.

you had sex with a car you skeezbag!

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

Kentucky Speedball

An injected mix of methamphetamine and oxycontin.

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.

by PoppyMann July 5, 2007