Skankmatress

Adj.

Skaen-k-mater-ress.

ie. One who's entire purpose is to be slept on.
The final stage of the 'Weber-Marshall Scale' of loosology.

Once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming skankmattress.

Origin: Invented by Manon Weber to describe the seedier side of East Coast pop-culture clique members.

Luke: "Ahahaha what a hussiebucket!"
Manon: "No way! She's a full-on skankmatress!"

by lamarshall June 2, 2009

spankbank

memories,thoughts or fantasy's you have about you having sex with someone or watching them have sex with someone else.
Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.

Is my wife in your spankbank when your trying to get yourself off?

by Joe_Mac July 20, 2008

Stankmaker

Ass, butt, rear-end, booty. The body part you most generally sit upon.

Bitch! Move your god damn stankmaker out of my fuckin' way!

by Koli the Word Smith June 14, 2011

Skankcano

a huge skank/ manwhore
skank + volcano = skankcano

harry kerr is a skankcano
he/she was such a skankcano last night

by hahahalolol September 30, 2010

skankadank

a nasty bitch

one who smells

Get your skankadank ass out of here bitch

by Big Arlem October 3, 2004

skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.

"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."

by The Suphyx December 6, 2009

skankalanka

1. a cute little furry animal, part squirrel, hedgehog and all around cute.
2. When mutated, it becomes a fugly short skirt wearing flirtbag.

God, after 1 boy, she became such a skankalanka- without the cute.

by cokemoatroach June 4, 2007