A handjob with a twist right at the moment of climax. The result is painful and ruins a normally enjoyable experience, much like an M. Night Shyamalan film.
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Crazy bitch surprised me with a Shyamalan during a handy, fucked up my nut. It was worse than Airbender cause i couldnt get my $10 back.
by DisposablePal April 11, 2011
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The reason behind the name is because famous movie director M. Night Shyamalan has lots of absurd twists at the end of his movies.
The reason behind the name is because famous movie director M. Night Shyamalan has lots of absurd twists at the end of his movies.
by Twist it December 7, 2019
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To create an absurd and unfitting hypothetical twist to a given situation, usually to annoy the person with whom you are conversing. Occasionally followed with a declaration of the act.
Shyamalanee: I heard Bill got real drunk last night.
Shyamalaner: ...or maybe his brain was actually replaced by Alien Zombies who have been living secretly in a hidden bunker in New Jersey for decades! You just got Shyamalaned!
Shyamalaner: ...or maybe his brain was actually replaced by Alien Zombies who have been living secretly in a hidden bunker in New Jersey for decades! You just got Shyamalaned!
by TheMarkO March 7, 2010
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That girl I sat behind in my Spin class looked hot, but when she reached back for her water bottle, she was a Shyamalan; what a twist!
by Gellikit October 27, 2010
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2. A twist big enough to be in a movie directed by Shyamalan
3. An excepted way to make fun of Shyamalan's last name
2. A twist big enough to be in a movie directed by Shyamalan
3. An excepted way to make fun of Shyamalan's last name
Okay here's what happens next in the story: Pearl's head spins around like a corck screw, falls off, and from her neck flys locusts. And devour the governor's face. Then they crawl into his now dead carcass, he starts to vibrate, and then the bugs turn back into Pearls face, but on his body.
That would only happen in a shyamalanien book.
Exactly, he's the one who wrote it!!!
That would only happen in a shyamalanien book.
Exactly, he's the one who wrote it!!!
by wouldn't ya like to know January 4, 2008
Get the shyamalanien mug.More commonly known as, "M. Night Shyamalan." This man is a GOD. Perhaps the best writer/director/producer of our time? The mastermind behind such terrific, thought-provoking movies as The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water.
His work is more commonly liked than disliked, those who dislike his movies, in my experiance, are often the type of people who are closed minded, and don't like to think.
His work is more commonly liked than disliked, those who dislike his movies, in my experiance, are often the type of people who are closed minded, and don't like to think.
by Ethan Fairweather August 4, 2006
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