Sidewalk Tank

A girl so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk you better jump on the street as to not get crushed when she overlooks you and bumps into you.

A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).

Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".

Dude watch out for that sidewalk tank! You better brace for impact or get destroyed.

by lightxx July 24, 2014

Sidewalk chalk

Cocaine you buy randomly off the street. Normally of poor quality.

Hey we were so fucked up last night we ended up getting some sidewalk chalk off of a random dude;it was terrible

by Cognitive dissonance March 21, 2017

SidewalkBoogie

That awkward left to right dance you experience with a random person walking on the same side of the sidewalk as you.

You are walking along the sidewalk and someone is walking towards you on the same side. Eventually one of you has to move out of the way but you move to your right, the other person moves the same way, you move to your left, the person moves the same way and you both do a SidewalkBoogie dance until someone stops and lets one person walk by.

by RegentAve. April 10, 2010

sidewalk souffle

The result of someone falling or jumping off a tall building.

"All units, sidewalk souffle at 35th and Shields. EMTs en route."

by Lou Stools February 17, 2013

sidewalk phobia

The fear of sidewalks

“I was walking on the grass and then passed out after seeing a sidewalk right next to me, I went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with sidewalk phobia”

by L0g December 11, 2018

Sidewalk snail barrier

The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Sidewalk Salsa

When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you late?"
"I got stuck doing the sidewalk salsa."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015