Scatastrophe

A catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
Can also be used analogously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.

1. Last night Chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning's scatastrophe.

2. The most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.

3. It's horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk's home is a scatastrophe.

by itakepwnership September 25, 2010

Scatalogue

1. A piece of media focused on a topic so awful, that only equally awful people of that grouping will buy it. Strangely enough, these are often best-sellers, and generally abhorrently overprice for their overall literature worth. Brought out by publishers in order to cash in the malaise of contemporary society. (e.g. Diary of a Chav, The Princess Diaries, John McCririck's Autobiography)

2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)

1.

Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."

2.

Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."

by Alexander Reed-Lofts October 17, 2007

sickatating

An object or action that has the power to make you physically ill.

"The smell of that fresh dog crap is sickatating."

by Danielle September 17, 2003

Scatalyst

Someone who likes to analyse poop.

Owain loved to scatalise his recent lunch.

by J Mitchell February 26, 2003

Scatapult

n. Shovel or device used to throw dog shit over a fence.
vt. to fling or launch dog shit from one yard to another
vi. to be scatapulted,

I asked Little Leonard to go in the backyard and clean up after the dog. Instead, I caught him using the shovel as a Scatapult to fling the dog shit over the fence into the neighbor's yard!

by 24@SJ July 17, 2009

Sinatasm

The act of purposefully putting oneself into an ecstasy state by listening to or chanting certain sounds, especially with the use of music, chanting, poetry, and even prayers.

She is using sinatasm by listening to Elvis Presley!

by Joseph D. Smith July 22, 2008

scatargraphy

the mapping of all the places where shit happens

Vehicle broke down. Adding another brown slpotch on my scatargraphy map.

by mikebellman May 10, 2014